oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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