We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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