i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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