He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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