Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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