She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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