Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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