I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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