You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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