just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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