Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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