Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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