it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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