I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
