I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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