what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i think i have herpe
just one?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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