I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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