It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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