69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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