I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
