i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the day after is always just damage control
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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