I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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