STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my phone needs a breathalizer
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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