pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
