No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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