I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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