Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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