16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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