Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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