i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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