Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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