repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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