My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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