so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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