Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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