I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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