i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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