I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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