i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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