I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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