how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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