hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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