problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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