my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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