My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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