Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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