Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Green mimosas i think yes
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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