What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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