New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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