did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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