I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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