maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Never joke about your clitoris.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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